Oct 16, 2017

Episode 059: The Scariest SadCast Ever: The Story of UVB-76

We are still around! Really! 

It has been one of the busiest summers I can remember, and we have had one hell of a time to make time for anything. The podcast has suffered, the YouTube channel has been neglected, and our web site is actually covered in webs. 

But we are getting back into it. Promise.

In this episode, I sit alone in a darkened studio and tell you the TRUE story of UVB-76 "The Buzzer", an AM transmission that has been sending secret code across the world for nearly half a century. It's like combining War Games with an Amber Alert. It's pretty terrifying. Enjoy! I absolutely hated recording this and editing it.



This Episode features Teh Ben and a Nervous Breakdown

The Featured Commercial is from Benco's "Super Ultra Treat Mix" Halloween Supplies

Aug 18, 2017

Episode 058: The Emoji Movie is Superior to Saving Private Ryan

This episode quite overflowing with topics, indeed! We talk about the SNES Classic presale, the Atari Box, and the terrible Genesis Classic Edition. We also touch on movies like The Emoji Movie, It, and The Room.

Mosty importantly, we tackle and review 311's new album, Mosaic! Even though I'm two weeks late publishing this, I'm sure something is still relevant.

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben

The featured commercial is from AFHV: The Movie (When Saget Attacks)

Jul 3, 2017

Episode 057: Chillin’ with my SNES Classic, Sippin’ on Zima and Juice

Summertime, and the livin's easy...

They finally came out and revealed the details of the SNES Classic Edition this week! The boys pick apart the details and game listings, and they discover that Nintendo has a different opinion than most gamers about which games should be included in the new system. Overall, this is great news if you are a scalper because now you have two different plug and play systems you can buy out and then screw people over with!

We also talk about ARMS, the new Anti-Militia Far Cry (take my money already!!) and how it's great that Zima is back, because we forgot what wine made out sweaty gym socks tastes like. With the help of Poket Sitcom, we up our narrative game with cued laugh tracks that come on automatically any time there is a Scott Baio reference!!

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben 

The featured commercial is from F.U. Airlines

Jun 12, 2017

Episode 056: Nintendo Switch First Impressions: “It’s So Covfefe!!”

Here's a shocker for you all, the boys are back behind the mics again, and lo and behold, Teh Ben is hungover AF. We talk a little about current events like "covfefe" and Tiger Woods' incredibly sexualized mug shot. 

But, Nate has a surprise up his sleeve! He brings his new Nintendo Switch into the studio to try and sell the new hardware to a hardcore "old school consoles only" guy. They play some rounds of Mario Kart 8 and he shows Teh Ben how many ways the Switch controllers can be reconfigured like a Transformer's penis. It was pretty amazing.

Sorry my speech was so slurred/painful in this episode, guys. It's the aftermath of recording a very intoxicated 055.

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben

The featured commercial is from DixPix 2

Jun 6, 2017

Episode 055: In Your Face, Fifteen Years Later

A little deviation of the norm is cleansing for the palate from time to time. 

In this episode, two really old arthritic musicians get together to wax nostalgic over the only real studio album they ever got the funds together to record. We stream the album in it's entirety, and we give you all an insiders look into the secrets behind the songs, the recording process, and the intense hatred for Studio Divas. 

This was a great time, and brought back lots of memories for us. The Summer Of Love is real!


This episode features Shawn Scary and Teh Ben

The featured commercial is from J.R.tunes

May 10, 2017

Episode 054: SNES Classic Required Games and Psychologically Damaging Your Kids For YouTube Fame.

We took April off. We got really into underground hamster racing. 

In this fun-filled episode, we talk about Bad Stuff on the internet like Facebook Killers and the stuff that sinks to the bottom of wastewater treatment plants (also known as DaddyOFive) abusing his kids for cash. ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!!!

Nate takes the Internet Meme test, and uses his bubble card to make drawings of male genitalia.

And lastly, we debate what games are required to be on the mythical SNES Classic Edition. We came up with 23 titles, did we miss your favorite? We left Donkey Kong Country off the list because that game is worse than playing Drakkan with your eyes taped shut.

See you guys soon!

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben 

The featured commercial is from Podbean Of Greatest


Mar 30, 2017

Episode 053: The Pants Party at BEASTIVAL 5! (Pt.2)

The saga continues with MORE amazing interviews, and we try to narrow down the suspects to figure out who took a dump in the Playstation! More fun and adventure awaits you in the land of Middle Age Middle School!

Thanks for all the love, you guys!

Taped LIVE at Vision Comics and Oddities on 03-25-2017, Part 2 of two.

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben

The featured commercial is from THE THING!

Featuring the endlessly talented likes of:

Jhonette Pardue:


Daniel Crosier:



Gareth K.






Mar 30, 2017

Episode 052: The Pants Party at BEASTIVAL 5!! (pt.1)

What happens when you finally decide to spend a few hard earned dollars on some new equipment and a fresh setup? Better environments for EVEN BETTER interviews! 

Everyone we talked to was on point, and extremely entertaining! Tons of hugs and keeeses to everyone who sat down in the hot seat and made us laugh! 

Be sure to continue the adventure with Episode 053, which is the second half of our grand tour!

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben and AMAZING GUESTS! 

The featured commercial is from the Denver Innocence Project (It's an actual commercial, you guys)

FEATURED ARTISTS: (in chronological order):

Joseph Acosta of Taking Alpha (Badaass Intro music):



The Denver Innocence Project:


Caustic Scifidelic and Christopher Malone of Scifidelic:


Anthony Burke of Murdershow Independant:





Mar 27, 2017

Episode 051: Lost Puppies/Weird Craigslist Ads

In the spirit of true rebel radio, the boys throw a bag of candy into the living room and then proceed to lock themelves in the studio as the children recreate The Lord of the Flies.

In this ill-prepared episode, the boys discuss microwave tampering and White House buggery. After wandering aimlessly for a while, they then decide to pull up some real ads from Craigslist Denver and proceed to make fun of people just trying to get five bucks for their gently used toaster.

Stay tuned! The next episode will be LIVE! From the BEASTIVAL 5 (It's really good stuff)!!

This episode features Nate Dog and Teh Ben

The featured commercial is from I HEART DUBSTEP

(be sure to check out "Ben Fixes Everything" on YouTube, the commercial has a video equivalent!!!)

Mar 14, 2017

Episode 050: Twenty-Four EVEN WORSE Ideas In Marketing!

Season Two is officially in the rearview mirror! As we pull away from the last 24 episodes, we take a last look back at all of the commercials that we have produced for the show. We are truly blessed for the amazing sponsors that made Middle Age Middle School possible!

Be sure to support these great companies and great products! If you are going to Shakey J's place later, make sure that your immunizations are current and complete!


This Episode features Mizz Dani and Teh Ben, with commercial voice acting by Nate Dog, Pat Daddy, Brandy, and all the unlucky children I put in front of a microphone with a barely legible script! 

The featured commercial is: ALL OF THEM! (With a special thank you to Mr. A. Schwartzenegger).

BEASTIVAL 5 is on 3/25/17! The theme is "Ugly Jamiroquai Hats"

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